I’m a real boy!
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
IM SO EXCITED FOR PETE AND MEAGAN OH MY GOD
"My sister loves your band." "Oh, thank you!" "Would you sign this for her?" "I’d love to" "Yeah she’s even got that picture of your friend’s dick as the background to her phone and everything"
It’s okay! I had an adventure
My little excursion on the snowy cold streets kinda got me thinking about the people that don’t have homes to lock their keys in and have to be out in this all the time. I’m really grateful for my warm house and close friends, and I think everyone should have that. So I think I’m gonna start volunteering at soup kitchens and shelters and stuff. I need more positivity in my life.